Eternal Mametchi Fan
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Chamametchi and Hapihapitchi didn't like being stuck with a boring babysitter like KuroMametchi. So they decided to run away. While KuroMametchi was watching R18+ movies, Chamametchi and Hapihapitchi snuck out the door. But KuroMametchi noticed them.
"Oh no you don't!" he said.
"But we're bored!" Chamametchi complained.
"You're boring, aroooo!" Hapihapitchi added.
"But I know a fun place you can go!" KuroMametchi insisted.
"WHERE!?" demanded Chamametchi and Hapihapitchi.
"It's called the Bad Cafe," said KuroMametchi.
Chamametchi didn't think a place called "bad" could be good, but she decided to go see what it was anyway.
"Now, do you know what alcohol is?" KuroMametchi asked.
"No," replied Chamametchi. "Is it a kind of animal?"
"It's a kind of drink," said KuroMametchi, and there are different kinds like wine and beer."
"Can we have some? It sounds yummy!" said Chamametchi.
"Of course," replied KuroMametchi. "And when you drink lots of it, you automatically think of some cool ways to have fun!"
"Ooh..." thought Chamametchi, "that sounds like magic!"
"Let's go there now!" said KuroMametchi.
"Yay!" cheered Chamametchi, clapping with joy. "What else can you do at the Bad Cafe?"
"You can smoke!" KuroMametchi answered.
"Yay!" said Chamametchi. "Mamametchi never lets us do that!"
So Chamametchi, Hapihapitchi, and KuroMametchi went to the Bad Cafe.
"Oh no you don't!" he said.
"But we're bored!" Chamametchi complained.
"You're boring, aroooo!" Hapihapitchi added.
"But I know a fun place you can go!" KuroMametchi insisted.
"WHERE!?" demanded Chamametchi and Hapihapitchi.
"It's called the Bad Cafe," said KuroMametchi.
Chamametchi didn't think a place called "bad" could be good, but she decided to go see what it was anyway.
"Now, do you know what alcohol is?" KuroMametchi asked.
"No," replied Chamametchi. "Is it a kind of animal?"
"It's a kind of drink," said KuroMametchi, and there are different kinds like wine and beer."
"Can we have some? It sounds yummy!" said Chamametchi.
"Of course," replied KuroMametchi. "And when you drink lots of it, you automatically think of some cool ways to have fun!"
"Ooh..." thought Chamametchi, "that sounds like magic!"
"Let's go there now!" said KuroMametchi.
"Yay!" cheered Chamametchi, clapping with joy. "What else can you do at the Bad Cafe?"
"You can smoke!" KuroMametchi answered.
"Yay!" said Chamametchi. "Mamametchi never lets us do that!"
So Chamametchi, Hapihapitchi, and KuroMametchi went to the Bad Cafe.
