Eternal Mametchi Fan
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Memetchi happened to be walking past KuroMametchi's house when she saw a disaster. KuroMametchi's house was burnt to a crisp. Mametchi, KuroMametchi, Makiko, and Chamametchi, some holding weapons, were gathered around Lovelitchi, who was still and lifeless on the ground.
"Oh my, what happened here?" Memetchi demanded, running over to help.
KuroMametchi explained, "Mametchi and Makiko were angry at me and tried to hurt me, but they ouchified Lovelitchi instead."
Memetchi didn't know what "ouchified" meant, but she called an ambulance anyway. Everyone silently watched it take their friend to the hospital.
KuroMametchi was clearly shocked, but he tried not to cry because crying's for little kids. Furthermore, he was meant to be tough and cool.
Memetchi felt so sorry for him that she kissed him on the mouth, making Mametchi and Makiko glare at them. KuroMametchi blushed and shoved Memetchi away, pretending it never happened. Memetchi blushed too, and stared off into space as if to distract herself.
All rivalries forgotten, everyone went home, anxious to hear news of Lovelitchi's recovery. Thankfully, Lovelitchi had survived (despite having to buy a new dress after her other one got covered in mud and blood), but she was going to take a while to reach full recovery.
After a few days, KuroMametchi felt lonely again. He couldn't marry Lovelitchi in the state she was in, so he had an excellent idea--he would marry Memetchi instead. And he did! They lived in Memetchi's house (KuroMametchi's was burnt to dust).
Mametchi was rather disturbed by the news and refused to go to the wedding. So, he married Makiko! He had to live in her house since his was fried. KuroMametchi and Memetchi were disturbed too, and didn't go to their wedding.
Lovelitchi recovered and had forgotten all about Mametchi and Makiko attacking her, oblivious to Mametchi and KuroMametchi being in love with her. She was pleased to hear about her friends' weddings (although they didn't marry who she expected them to).
And as for Lovelitchi...she stayed single!
The end!
"Oh my, what happened here?" Memetchi demanded, running over to help.
KuroMametchi explained, "Mametchi and Makiko were angry at me and tried to hurt me, but they ouchified Lovelitchi instead."
Memetchi didn't know what "ouchified" meant, but she called an ambulance anyway. Everyone silently watched it take their friend to the hospital.
KuroMametchi was clearly shocked, but he tried not to cry because crying's for little kids. Furthermore, he was meant to be tough and cool.
Memetchi felt so sorry for him that she kissed him on the mouth, making Mametchi and Makiko glare at them. KuroMametchi blushed and shoved Memetchi away, pretending it never happened. Memetchi blushed too, and stared off into space as if to distract herself.
All rivalries forgotten, everyone went home, anxious to hear news of Lovelitchi's recovery. Thankfully, Lovelitchi had survived (despite having to buy a new dress after her other one got covered in mud and blood), but she was going to take a while to reach full recovery.
After a few days, KuroMametchi felt lonely again. He couldn't marry Lovelitchi in the state she was in, so he had an excellent idea--he would marry Memetchi instead. And he did! They lived in Memetchi's house (KuroMametchi's was burnt to dust).
Mametchi was rather disturbed by the news and refused to go to the wedding. So, he married Makiko! He had to live in her house since his was fried. KuroMametchi and Memetchi were disturbed too, and didn't go to their wedding.
Lovelitchi recovered and had forgotten all about Mametchi and Makiko attacking her, oblivious to Mametchi and KuroMametchi being in love with her. She was pleased to hear about her friends' weddings (although they didn't marry who she expected them to).
And as for Lovelitchi...she stayed single!
The end!
