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Copy and paste this and put an x beside the things that you've done.

Tally the results up, and the total at the end will tell you what percent of an idiot you are

1. [ ] Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out

2. [x] Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails

3. [x] Broken a chair by leaning back in it

4. [x] Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking

5. [x] Choked on your own spit while you were talking

6. [ ] Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not, or had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head

7. [ ] Been caught staring at your crush by your crush

8. [x] Have looked for something for at least 5 min then realized it was in your hand

9. [x] Tried to push open a door that said pull

10.[x] Tried to pull open a door that said push

Running total: 7

11. [ ] Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love-potion

12. [x] Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else

13. [x] Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs

14. [x] Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave

15. [x] Have gotten gum stuck in your hair

16. [x] Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble

17. [x] Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it

18. [x] Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard

19. [x] Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name

20. [ ] Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot

Running total: 15

21. [x] Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on

22. [x] Have fallen out of a moving vehicle

23. [x] Have ran into a closed door

24. [ ] Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it

25. [x] It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke

26. [x] Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer

27. [x] Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan

28. [x] Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk

29. [ ] Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock

Running total: 22

30. [x] After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it

31. [x] Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside

32. [x] Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else

33. [x] Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property

34. [x] Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc when it’s on, even though you knew it was hot

35. [x] Taken off your clothes to change into something else then accidentally put the old clothes back on

36. [x] Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in

37. [x] Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard

38. [x] Walked into a pole or a wall

39. [x] Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident/stolen someone’s shoes by accident

Running total: 32

40. [x] Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house

41. [x] Tried to take a picture of someone's eye with the flash on

42. [ ] Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small

43. [x] Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it

44. [x] Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there, you forgot what it is was that you were going to do

45. [x] Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it

46. [x] Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up

47. [x] Have poked yourself in the eye

48. [ ] Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on

49. [ ] Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair

Running total: 39

50. [x] Have done enough stupid things to make a test

51. [x] Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil

52. [x] Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it

53. [x] Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was

54. [x] Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were

55. [ ] Looked into an overhead purposefully while it was on

56. [ ] Got up early and got ready for school/work, then realized that you didn't have school/work that day

57. [ ] Forgot your own phone number

58. [x] Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it

59. [x] Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny

Running total: 46

60. [ ] Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa

61. [x] Said funner then had someone make fun of you for it

62. [x] Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence

63. [x] Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person

64. [x] Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side

65. [x] Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions

66. [x] Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong

67. [x] Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it

68. [x] Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out

69. [x] Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught

Running total: 55

70. [x] When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face

71. [x] Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb

72. [x] Ran into a door jam

73. [ ] Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid

74. [x] Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it

75. [ ] Have purposely licked playground sand

76. [x] Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band

77. [x] Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't

78. [x] Have been so hyper you actually scared freaked people out

79. [x] Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would hurt

Running total: 63

80. [x] Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off

81. [x] Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again

82. [ ] Sat and wondered why men's dress shirts have a loop on the back.(They do?)

83. [x] Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about

84. [x] Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair.

85. [x] Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone .

86. [ ] Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked funny

87. [x] When at a restaurant, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people

88. [x] Have flung forks at people in a restaurant

89. [ ] Tripped and made the waiter drop the food.

Running total: 70

90. [x] As you are writing, you move your head back and forth with your pen/pencil

91. [ ] Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them

92. [x] Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper

93. [ ] Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours

94. [x] Have started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story

95. [x] Read a page in a book but during that you weren’t even paying attention and had to start over

96. [x] You have spelled your own first name wrong before

97. [x] You have spelled your own last name wrong before

98. [x] When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling

99. [x] Have used your calculator as a form of communication in a class

100.[ ] Have popped a balloon in your mouth

Grand Total: 78 .

I am 78% idiot =]

 
WOW. That's a lot! Whatever 8D

1. [ ] Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out

2. [x] Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails

3. [x] Broken a chair by leaning back in it

4. [x] Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking

5. [x] Choked on your own spit while you were talking

6. [x] Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not, or had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head

7. [x] Been caught staring at your crush by your crush [LOL moment xD]

8. [x] Have looked for something for at least 5 min then realized it was in your hand

9. [x] Tried to push open a door that said pull

10.[x] Tried to pull open a door that said push

Running total: 9

11. [ ] Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love-potion

12. [x] Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else

13. [x] Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs

14. [ ] Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave

15. [ ] Have gotten gum stuck in your hair

16. [x] Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble

17. [x] Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it

18. [ ] Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard

19. [x] Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name

20. [x] Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot

Running total: 15

21. [ ] Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on

22. [x] Have fallen out of a moving vehicle

23. [x] Have ran into a closed door

24. [ ] Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it

25. [x] It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke

26. [ ] Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer

27. [x] Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan

28. [x] Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk

29. [x] Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock

Running total: 21

30. [x] After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it

31. [x] Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside

32. [x] Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else

33. [x] Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property

34. [x] Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc when it’s on, even though you knew it was hot

35. [x] Taken off your clothes to change into something else then accidentally put the old clothes back on

36. [x] Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in

37. [x] Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard

38. [x] Walked into a pole or a wall

39. [x] Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident/stolen someone’s shoes by accident

Running total: 31

40. [ ] Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house

41. [ ] Tried to take a picture of someone's eye with the flash on

42. [x] Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small

43. [ ] Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it

44. [x] Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there, you forgot what it is was that you were going to do

45. [ ] Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it

46. [x] Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up

47. [x] Have poked yourself in the eye

48. [x] Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on

49. [ ] Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair

Running total: 36

50. [x] Have done enough stupid things to make a test

51. [x] Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil

52. [x] Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it

53. [ ] Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was

54. [ ] Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were

55. [ ] Looked into an overhead purposefully while it was on

56. [x] Got up early and got ready for school/work, then realized that you didn't have school/work that day

57. [x] Forgot your own phone number

58. [x] Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it

59. [x] Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny

Running total: 43

60. [ ] Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa

61. [x] Said funner then had someone make fun of you for it

62. [x] Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence

63. [ ] Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person

64. [x] Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side

65. [x] Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions

66. [x] Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong

67. [x] Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it

68. [x] Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out

69. [ ] Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught

Running total: 50

70. [x] When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face

71. [x] Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb

72. [x] Ran into a door jam

73. [x] Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid

74. [x] Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it

75. [ ] Have purposely licked playground sand

76. [x] Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band

77. [ ] Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't

78. [x] Have been so hyper you actually scared freaked people out

79. [ ] Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would hurt [i hate pain xP]

Running total: 57

80. [x] Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off

81. [ ] Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again

82. [ ] Sat and wondered why men's dress shirts have a loop on the back.(They do?)

83. [x] Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about

84. [x] Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair.

85. [x] Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone .

86. [ ] Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked funny

87. [ ] When at a restaurant, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people

88. [x] Have flung forks at people in a restaurant

89. [x] Tripped and made the waiter drop the food. [x_o]

Running total: 63

90. [x] As you are writing, you move your head back and forth with your pen/pencil

91. [x] Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them

92. [ ] Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper

93. [ ] Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours

94. [x] Have started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story

95. [x] Read a page in a book but during that you weren’t even paying attention and had to start over

96. [x] You have spelled your own first name wrong before

97. [x] You have spelled your own last name wrong before

98. [x] When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling

99. [x] Have used your calculator as a form of communication in a class

100.[ ] Have popped a balloon in your mouth

Grand Total: 71.

Wow. That was stupid xP I am 71% idiottt.

 
1. [ ] Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out

2. [ ] Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails

3. [ ] Broken a chair by leaning back in it

4. [x] Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking

5. [x] Choked on your own spit while you were talking

6. [ ] Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not, or had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head

7. [ ] Been caught staring at your crush by your crush

8. [x] Have looked for something for at least 5 min then realized it was in your hand

9. [x] Tried to push open a door that said pull

10.[x] Tried to pull open a door that said push

Running total: 5

11. [ ] Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love-potion

12. [x] Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else

13. [x] Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs

14. [ ] Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave

15. [x] Have gotten gum stuck in your hair

16. [x] Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble

17. [x] Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it

18. [x] Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard

19. [ ] Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name

20. [ ] Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot

Running total: 11

21. [ ] Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on

22. [x] Have fallen out of a moving vehicle

23. [x] Have ran into a closed door

24. [ ] Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it

25. [x] It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke

26. [ ] Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer

27. [x] Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan

28. [x] Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk

29. [x] Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock

Running total: 17

30. [ ] After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it

31. [ ] Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside

32. [x] Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else

33. [ ] Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property

34. [x] Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc when it’s on, even though you knew it was hot

35. [x] Taken off your clothes to change into something else then accidentally put the old clothes back on

36. [x] Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in

37. [x] Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard

38. [x] Walked into a pole or a wall

39. [x] Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident/stolen someone’s shoes by accident

Running total: 24

40. [x] Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house

41. [x] Tried to take a picture of someone's eye with the flash on

42. [x] Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small

43. [x] Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it

44. [x] Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there, you forgot what it is was that you were going to do

45. [x] Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it

46. [x] Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up

47. [x] Have poked yourself in the eye

48. [x] Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on

49. [ ] Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair

Running total: 33

50. [x] Have done enough stupid things to make a test

51. [x] Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil

52. [x] Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it

53. [x] Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was

54. [ ] Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were

55. [ ] Looked into an overhead purposefully while it was on

56. [ ] Got up early and got ready for school/work, then realized that you didn't have school/work that day

57. [xxxx] Forgot your own phone number

58. [x] Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it

59. [x] Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny

Running total: 40

60. [ ] Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa

61. [x] Said funner then had someone make fun of you for it

62. [x] Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence

63. [ ] Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person

64. [x] Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side

65. [x] Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions

66. [x] Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong

67. [x] Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it

68. [xxx] Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out

69. [x] Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught

Running total: 52

70. [x] When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face

71. [x] Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb

72. [x] Ran into a door jam

73. [x] Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid

74. [x] Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it

75. [ ] Have purposely licked playground sand

76. [x] Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band

77. [x] Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't

78. [x] Have been so hyper you actually scared freaked people out

79. [x!] Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would hurt

Running total: 61

80. [ ] Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off

81. [x] Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again

82. [xx] Sat and wondered why men's dress shirts have a loop on the back.(They do?)

83. [x] Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about

84. [x] Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair.

85. [x] Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone .

86. [ ] Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked funny

87. [ ] When at a restaurant, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people

88. [ ] Have flung forks at people in a restaurant

89. [ ] Tripped and made the waiter drop the food.

Running total: 66

90. [x] As you are writing, you move your head back and forth with your pen/pencil

91. [x] Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them

92. [ ] Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper

93. [x] Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours

94. [x] Have started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story

95. [x] Read a page in a book but during that you weren’t even paying attention and had to start over

96. [x] You have spelled your own first name wrong before

97. [x] You have spelled your own last name wrong before

98. [x] When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling

99. [ ] Have used your calculator as a form of communication in a class

100.[ ] Have popped a balloon in your mouth

74% Idiot. :D

 
1. [x] Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out

2. [x] Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails

3. [x] Broken a chair by leaning back in it

4. [x] Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking

5. [x] Choked on your own spit while you were talking

6. [ ] Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not, or had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head

7. [x] Been caught staring at your crush by your crush

8. [x] Have looked for something for at least 5 min then realized it was in your hand

9. [x] Tried to push open a door that said pull

10.[x] Tried to pull open a door that said push

Running total: 9

11. [x] Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love-potion

12. [x] Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else

13. [x] Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs

14. [x] Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave

15. [x] Have gotten gum stuck in your hair

16. [x] Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble

17. [ ] Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it

18. [x] Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard

19. [x] Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name

20. [x] Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot

Running total: 18

21. [x] Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on

22. [x] Have fallen out of a moving vehicle

23. [x] Have ran into a closed door

24. [x] Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it

25. [x] It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke

26. [ ] Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer

27. [x] Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan

28. [x] Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk

29. [x] Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock

Running total: 26

30. [ ] After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it

31. [x] Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside

32. [x] Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else

33. [x] Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property

34. [x] Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc when it’s on, even though you knew it was hot

35. [x] Taken off your clothes to change into something else then accidentally put the old clothes back on

36. [x] Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in

37. [x] Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard

38. [x] Walked into a pole or a wall

39. [ Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident/stolen someone’s shoes by accident

Running total: 34

40. [x] Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house

41. [x] Tried to take a picture of someone's eye with the flash on

42. [x] Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small

43. [x] Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it

44. [x] Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there, you forgot what it is was that you were going to do

45. [x] Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it

46. [x] Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up

47. [x] Have poked yourself in the eye

48. [ ] Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on

49. [ ] Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair

Running total: 42

50. [x] Have done enough stupid things to make a test

51. [x] Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil

52. [x] Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it

53. [x] Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was

54. [x] Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were

55. [x] Looked into an overhead purposefully while it was on

56. [ ] Got up early and got ready for school/work, then realized that you didn't have school/work that day

57. [x] Forgot your own phone number

58. [x] Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it

59. [x] Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny

Running total: 51

60. [ ] Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa

61. [ ] Said funner then had someone make fun of you for it

62. [x] Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence

63. [x] Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person

64. [x] Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side

65. [x] Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions

66. [ ] Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong

67. [x] Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it

68. [x] Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out

69. [x] Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught

Running total: 58

70. [x] When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face

71. [ ] Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb

72. [x] Ran into a door jam

73. [x] Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid

74. [x] Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it

75. [x] Have purposely licked playground sand

76. [x] Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band

77. [x] Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't

78. [x] Have been so hyper you actually scared freaked people out

79. [x] Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would hurt

Running total: 67

80. [x] Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off

81. [x] Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again

82. [x] Sat and wondered why men's dress shirts have a loop on the back.

83. [x] Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about

84. [x] Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair.

85. [x] Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone .

86. [ ] Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked funny

87. [x] When at a restaurant, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people

88. [x] Have flung forks at people in a restaurant

89. [x] Tripped and made the waiter drop the food.

Running total: 76

90. [x] As you are writing, you move your head back and forth with your pen/pencil

91. [x] Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them

92. [ ] Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper

93. [ ] Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours

94. [x] Have started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story

95. [x] Read a page in a book but during that you weren’t even paying attention and had to start over

96. [x] You have spelled your own first name wrong before

97. [x] You have spelled your own last name wrong before

98. [x] When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling

99. [x] Have used your calculator as a form of communication in a class

100.[x] Have popped a balloon in your mouth

85% idiot O____o

 
1. [ ] Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out

2. [ ] Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails

3. [x] Broken a chair by leaning back in it

4. [x] Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking

5. [x] Choked on your own spit while you were talking

6. [x] Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not, or had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head

7. [ ] Been caught staring at your crush by your crush

8. [x] Have looked for something for at least 5 min then realized it was in your hand

9. [x] Tried to push open a door that said pull

10.[x] Tried to pull open a door that said push

Running total: 7

11. [ ] Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love-potion

12. [x] Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else

13. [x] Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs

14. [x] Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave

15. [x] Have gotten gum stuck in your hair

16. [x] Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble

17. [ ] Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it

18. [ ] Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard

19. [x] Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name

20. [ ] Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot

Running total: 13

21. [x] Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on

22. [ ] Have fallen out of a moving vehicle

23. [x] Have ran into a closed door

24. [x] Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it

25. [x] It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke

26. [x] Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer

27. [x] Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan

28. [x] Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk

29. [x] Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock

Running total: 21

30. [x] After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it

31. [x] Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside

32. [x] Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else

33. [x] Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property

34. [x] Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc when it’s on, even though you knew it was hot

35. [x] Taken off your clothes to change into something else then accidentally put the old clothes back on

36. [x] Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in

37. [x] Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard

38. [x] Walked into a pole or a wall

39. [x] Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident/stolen someone’s shoes by accident

Running total: 31

40. [x] Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house

41. [x] Tried to take a picture of someone's eye with the flash on

42. [x] Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small

43. [x] Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it

44. [x] Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there, you forgot what it is was that you were going to do

45. [x] Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it

46. [x] Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up

47. [x] Have poked yourself in the eye

48. [x] Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on

49. [ ] Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair

Running total: 40

50. [x] Have done enough stupid things to make a test

51. [x] Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil

52. [x] Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it

53. [x] Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was

54. [x] Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were

55. [x] Looked into an overhead purposefully while it was on

56. [x] Got up early and got ready for school/work, then realized that you didn't have school/work that day

57. [x] Forgot your own phone number

58. [x] Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it

59. [x] Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny

Running total: 50

60. [ ] Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa

61. [x] Said funner then had someone make fun of you for it

62. [x] Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence

63. [x] Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person

64. [x] Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side

65. [x] Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions

66. [x] Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong

67. [x] Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it

68. [x] Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out

69. [x] Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught

Running total: 60

70. [x] When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face

71. [x] Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb

72. [x] Ran into a door jam

73. [x] Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid

74. [x] Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it

75. [x] Have purposely licked playground sand

76. [x] Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band

77. [x] Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't

78. [x] Have been so hyper you actually scared freaked people out

79. [ ] Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would hurt

Running total: 69

80. [x] Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off

81. [x] Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again

82. [ ] Sat and wondered why men's dress shirts have a loop on the back.(They do?)

83. [x] Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about

84. [x] Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair.

85. [x] Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone .

86. [x] Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked funny

87. [ ] When at a restaurant, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people

88. [ ] Have flung forks at people in a restaurant

89. [x] Tripped and made the waiter drop the food.

Running total: 76

90. [x] As you are writing, you move your head back and forth with your pen/pencil

91. [x] Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them

92. [x] Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper

93. [ ] Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours

94. [x] Have started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story

95. [x] Read a page in a book but during that you weren’t even paying attention and had to start over

96. [x] You have spelled your own first name wrong before

97. [x] You have spelled your own last name wrong before

98. [x] When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling

99. [x] Have used your calculator as a form of communication in a class

100.[x] Have popped a balloon in your mouth

85% idiot 8D

Yus, I am a major idiot

 
1. [x] Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out

2. [x] Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails

3. [x] Broken a chair by leaning back in it

4. [x] Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking

5. [ ] Choked on your own spit while you were talking

6. [ ] Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not, or had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head

7. [x] Been caught staring at your crush by your crush

8. [ ] Have looked for something for at least 5 min then realized it was in your hand

9. [x] Tried to push open a door that said pull

10.[x] Tried to pull open a door that said push

Running total: 7

11. [ ] Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love-potion

12. [ ] Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else

13. [ ] Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs

14. [ ] Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave

15. [x] Have gotten gum stuck in your hair

16. [x] Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble

17. [x] Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it

18. [ ] Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard

19. [x] Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name

20. [ ] Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot

Running total: 12

21. [ ] Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on

22. [ ] Have fallen out of a moving vehicle

23. [x] Have ran into a closed door

24. [ ] Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it

25. [ ] It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke

26. [ ] Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer

27. [ ] Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan

28. [x] Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk

29. [ ] Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock

Running total: 14

30. [ ] After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it

31. [ ] Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside

32. [x] Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else

33. [ ] Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property

34. [ ] Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc when it’s on, even though you knew it was hot

35. [x] Taken off your clothes to change into something else then accidentally put the old clothes back on

36. [x] Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in

37. [ ] Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard

38. [x] Walked into a pole or a wall

39. [ ] Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident/stolen someone’s shoes by accident

Running total: 18

40. [x] Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house

41. [ ] Tried to take a picture of someone's eye with the flash on

42. [x] Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small

43. [ ] Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it

44. [x] Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there, you forgot what it is was that you were going to do

45. [x] Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it

46. [x] Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up

47. [ ] Have poked yourself in the eye

48. [ ] Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on

49. [ ] Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair

Running total: 23

50. [ ] Have done enough stupid things to make a test

51. [ ] Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil

52. [ ] Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it

53. [ ] Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was

54. [ ] Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were

55. [ ] Looked into an overhead purposefully while it was on

56. [ ] Got up early and got ready for school/work, then realized that you didn't have school/work that day

57. [ ] Forgot your own phone number

58. [x] Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it

59. [ ] Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny

Running total: 24

60. [ ] Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa

61. [ ] Said funner then had someone make fun of you for it

62. [ ] Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence

63. [ ] Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person

64. [ ] Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side

65. [ ] Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions

66. [ ] Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong

67. [x] Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it

68. [x] Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out

69. [ ] Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught

Running total: 26

70. [ ] When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face

71. [ ] Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb

72. [ ] Ran into a door jam

73. [x] Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid

74. [x] Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it

75. [ ] Have purposely licked playground sand

76. [ ] Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band

77. [ ] Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't

78. [ ] Have been so hyper you actually scared freaked people out

79. [ ] Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would hurt

Running total: 28

80. [ ] Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off

81. [x] Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again

82. [ ] Sat and wondered why men's dress shirts have a loop on the back.(They do?)

83. [x] Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about

84. [x] Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair.

85. [x] Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone .

86. [ ] Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked funny

87. [ ] When at a restaurant, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people

88. [ ] Have flung forks at people in a restaurant

89. [ ] Tripped and made the waiter drop the food.

Running total: 32

90. [x] As you are writing, you move your head back and forth with your pen/pencil

91. [ ] Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them

92. [ ] Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper

93. [ ] Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours

94. [ ] Have started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story

95. [x] Read a page in a book but during that you weren’t even paying attention and had to start over

96. [x] You have spelled your own first name wrong before

97. [ ] You have spelled your own last name wrong before

98. [x] When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling

99. [ ] Have used your calculator as a form of communication in a class

100.[ ] Have popped a balloon in your mouth

wow.not bad.36%idiot :huh: B) :D

 
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1. [ ] Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out

2. [x] Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails

3. [ ] Broken a chair by leaning back in it

4. [x] Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking

5. [ ] Choked on your own spit while you were talking

6. [ ] Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not, or had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head

7. [x] Been caught staring at your crush by your crush

8. [ ] Have looked for something for at least 5 min then realized it was in your hand

9. [x] Tried to push open a door that said pull

10.[ ] Tried to pull open a door that said push

Running total: 4

11. [ ] Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love-potion

12. [ ] Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else

13. [x] Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs

14. [ ] Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave

15. [ ] Have gotten gum stuck in your hair

16. [ ] Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble

17. [ ] Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it

18. [ ] Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard

19. [ ] Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name

20. [ ] Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot

Running total: 5

21. [x] Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on

22. [ ] Have fallen out of a moving vehicle

23. [ ] Have ran into a closed door

24. [ ] Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it

25. [ ] It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke

26. [ ] Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer

27. [ ] Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan

28. [ ] Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk

29. [ ] Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock

Running total: 6

30. [ ] After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it

31. [ ] Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside

32. [x] Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else

33. [ ] Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property

34. [ ] Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc when it’s on, even though you knew it was hot

35. [ ] Taken off your clothes to change into something else then accidentally put the old clothes back on

36. [ ] Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in

37. [ ] Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard

38. [x] Walked into a pole or a wall

39. [ ] Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident/stolen someone’s shoes by accident

Running total: 8

40. [x] Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house

41. [ ] Tried to take a picture of someone's eye with the flash on

42. [ ] Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small

43. [ ] Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it

44. [x] Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there, you forgot what it is was that you were going to do

45. [x] Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it

46. [x] Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up

47. [x] Have poked yourself in the eye

48. [ ] Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on

49. [ ] Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair

Running total: 13

50. [ ] Have done enough stupid things to make a test

51. [x] Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil

52. [ ] Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it

53. [ ] Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was

54. [ ] Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were

55. [ ] Looked into an overhead purposefully while it was on

56. [ ] Got up early and got ready for school/work, then realized that you didn't have school/work that day

57. [x] Forgot your own phone number

58. [ ] Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it

59. [ ] Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny

Running total: 15

60. [ ] Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa

61. [ ] Said funner then had someone make fun of you for it

62. [ ] Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence

63. [ ] Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person

64. [ ] Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side

65. [x] Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions

66. [ ] Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong

67. [x] Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it

68. [x] Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out

69. [ ] Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught

Running total: 18

70. [ ] When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face

71. [ ] Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb

72. [ ] Ran into a door jam

73. [ ] Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid

74. [ ] Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it

75. [ ] Have purposely licked playground sand

76. [ ] Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band

77. [ ] Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't

78. [ ] Have been so hyper you actually scared freaked people out

79. [x] Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would hurt

Running total: 19

80. [ ] Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off

81. [ ] Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again

82. [ ] Sat and wondered why men's dress shirts have a loop on the back.

83. [ ] Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about

84. [ ] Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair.

85. [ ] Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone .

86. [ ] Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked funny

87. [ ] When at a restaurant, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people

88. [ ] Have flung forks at people in a restaurant

89. [ ] Tripped and made the waiter drop the food.

Running total: 19

90. [ ] As you are writing, you move your head back and forth with your pen/pencil

91. [ ] Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them

92. [ ] Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper

93. [ ] Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours

94. [x] Have started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story

95. [x] Read a page in a book but during that you weren’t even paying attention and had to start over

96. [ ] You have spelled your own first name wrong before

97. [ ] You have spelled your own last name wrong before

98. [x] When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling

99. [x] Have used your calculator as a form of communication in a class

100.[ ] Have popped a balloon in your mouth

23%

 
1. [ ] Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out

2. [x] Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails

3. [x] Broken a chair by leaning back in it

4. [x] Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking

5. [x] Choked on your own spit while you were talking

6. [ ] Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not, or had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head

7. [x] Been caught staring at your crush by your crush

8. [ ] Have looked for something for at least 5 min then realized it was in your hand

9. [x] Tried to push open a door that said pull

10.[x] Tried to pull open a door that said push

Running total: 7

11. [ ] Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love-potion

12. [x] Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else

13. [x] Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs

14. [ ] Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave

15. [x] Have gotten gum stuck in your hair

16. [x] Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble

17. [x] Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it

18. [x] Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard

19. [x] Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name

20. [ ] Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot

Running total: 14

21. [] Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on

22. [] Have fallen out of a moving vehicle

23. [x] Have ran into a closed door

24. [ ] Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it

25. [x] It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke

26. [] Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer

27. [] Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan

28. [x] Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk

29. [ ] Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock

Running total: 17

30. [x] After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it

31. [x] Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside

32. [] Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else

33. [] Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property

34. [x] Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc when it’s on, even though you knew it was hot

35. [] Taken off your clothes to change into something else then accidentally put the old clothes back on

36. [x] Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in

37. [] Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard

38. [x] Walked into a pole or a wall

39. [] Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident/stolen someone’s shoes by accident

Running total: 21

40. [] Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house

41. [x] Tried to take a picture of someone's eye with the flash on

42. [x] Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small

43. [] Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it

44. [x] Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there, you forgot what it is was that you were going to do

45. [x] Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it

46. [] Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up

47. [x] Have poked yourself in the eye

48. [ ] Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on

49. [ ] Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair

Running total: 27

50. [] Have done enough stupid things to make a test

51. [] Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil

52. [] Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it

53. [] Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was

54. [x] Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were

55. [x] Looked into an overhead purposefully while it was on

56. [ ] Got up early and got ready for school/work, then realized that you didn't have school/work that day

57. [ ] Forgot your own phone number

58. [] Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it

59. [x] Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny

Running total: 30

60. [ ] Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa

61. [] Said funner then had someone make fun of you for it

62. [] Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence

63. [] Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person

64. [] Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side

65. [x] Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions

66. [] Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong

67. [x] Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it

68. [x] Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out

69. [x] Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught

Running total: 34

70. [] When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face

71. [] Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb

72. [] Ran into a door jam

73. [x] Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid

74. [] Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it

75. [ ] Have purposely licked playground sand

76. [x] Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band

77. [x] Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't

78. [] Have been so hyper you actually scared freaked people out

79. [] Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would hurt

Running total: 37

80. [] Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off

81. [x] Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again

82. [ ] Sat and wondered why men's dress shirts have a loop on the back.(They do?)

83. [x] Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about

84. [x] Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair.

85. [] Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone .

86. [ ] Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked funny

87. [x] When at a restaurant, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people

88. [x] Have flung forks at people in a restaurant

89. [ ] Tripped and made the waiter drop the food.

Running total: 42

90. [x] As you are writing, you move your head back and forth with your pen/pencil

91. [x ] Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them

92. [x] Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper

93. [x] Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours

94. [] Have started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story

95. [x] Read a page in a book but during that you weren’t even paying attention and had to start over

96. [x] You have spelled your own first name wrong before

97. [] You have spelled your own last name wrong before

98. [] When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling

99. [x] Have used your calculator as a form of communication in a class

100.[x ] Have popped a balloon in your mouth

Grand Total: 50% Idiot. And proud. It's good to be one... er, at least half of one :3

 
1. [ ] Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out

2. [x] Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails

3. [x] Broken a chair by leaning back in it

4. [x] Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking

5. [x] Choked on your own spit while you were talking

6. [ ] Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not, or had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head

7. [x] Been caught staring at your crush by your crush

8. [x] Have looked for something for at least 5 min then realized it was in your hand

9. [x] Tried to push open a door that said pull

10.[x] Tried to pull open a door that said push

Running total: 8

11. [x] Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love-potion

12. [x] Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else

13. [x] Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs

14. [ ] Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave

15. [x] Have gotten gum stuck in your hair

16. [x] Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble

17. [x] Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it

18. [x] Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard

19. [x] Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name

20. [x] Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot

Running total: 17

21. [x] Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on

22. [x] Have fallen out of a moving vehicle

23. [x] Have ran into a closed door

24. [x] Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it

25. [x] It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke

26. [ ] Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer

27. [x] Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan

28. [x] Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk

29. [x] Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock

Running total: 27

30. [x] After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it

31. [ ] Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside

32. [x] Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else

33. [x] Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property

34. [x] Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc when it’s on, even though you knew it was hot

35. [x] Taken off your clothes to change into something else then accidentally put the old clothes back on

36. [x] Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in

37. [x] Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard

38. [x] Walked into a pole or a wall

39. [ ] Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident/stolen someone’s shoes by accident

Running total: 35

40. [x] Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house

41. [x] Tried to take a picture of someone's eye with the flash on

42. [x] Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small

43. [x] Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it

44. [x] Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there, you forgot what it is was that you were going to do

45. [x] Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it

46. [x] Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up

47. [x] Have poked yourself in the eye

48. [x] Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on

49. [ ] Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair

Running total: 44

50. [x] Have done enough stupid things to make a test

51. [x] Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil

52. [x] Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it

53. [x] Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was

54. [x] Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were

55. [ ] Looked into an overhead purposefully while it was on

56. [x] Got up early and got ready for school/work, then realized that you didn't have school/work that day

57. [x] Forgot your own phone number

58. [x] Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it

59. [x] Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny

Running total: 54

60. [ ] Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa

61. [ ] Said funner then had someone make fun of you for it

62. [x] Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence

63. [x] Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person

64. [x] Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side

65. [x] Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions

66. [x] Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong

67. [x] Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it

68. [x] Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out

69. [x] Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught

Running total: 62

70. [x] When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face

71. [ ] Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb

72. [x] Ran into a door jam

73. [x] Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid

74. [x] Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it

75. [x] Have purposely licked playground sand

76. [x] Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band

77. [x] Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't

78. [x] Have been so hyper you actually scared freaked people out

79. [x] Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would hurt

Running total: 71

80. [ ] Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off

81. [x] Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again

82. [x] Sat and wondered why men's dress shirts have a loop on the back.(They do?)

83. [x] Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about

84. [x] Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair.

85. [x] Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone .

86. [ ] Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked funny

87. [x] When at a restaurant, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people

88. [ ] Have flung forks at people in a restaurant

89. [x] Tripped and made the waiter drop the food.

Running total: 79

90. [x] As you are writing, you move your head back and forth with your pen/pencil

91. [x] Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them

92. [ ] Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper

93. [x] Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours

94. [x] Have started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story

95. [x] Read a page in a book but during that you weren’t even paying attention and had to start over

96. [x] You have spelled your own first name wrong before

97. [x] You have spelled your own last name wrong before

98. [x] When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling

99. [x] Have used your calculator as a form of communication in a class

100.[ ] Have popped a balloon in your mouth

Grand Total: 88%

Wowie.

 
1. [] Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out

2. [] Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails

3. [x] Broken a chair by leaning back in it

4. [x] Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking

5. [x] Choked on your own spit while you were talking

6. [] Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not, or had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head

7. [x] Been caught staring at your crush by your crush

8. [x] Have looked for something for at least 5 min then realized it was in your hand

9. [x] Tried to push open a door that said pull

10.[x] Tried to pull open a door that said push

Running total: 7

11. [x] Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love-potion

12. [x] Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else

13. [] Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs

14. [] Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave

15. [x] Have gotten gum stuck in your hair

16. [x] Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble

17. [] Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it

18. [x] Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard

19. [x] Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name

20. [x] Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot

Running total: 14

21. [x] Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on

22. [] Have fallen out of a moving vehicle

23. [x] Have ran into a closed door

24. [] Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it

25. [x] It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke

26. [] Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer

27. [] Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan

28. [] Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk

29. [] Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock

Running total: 17

30. [x] After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it

31. [x] Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside

32. [x] Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else

33. [] Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property

34. [x] Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc when it’s on, even though you knew it was hot

35. [x] Taken off your clothes to change into something else then accidentally put the old clothes back on

36. [x] Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in

37. [] Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard

38. [x] Walked into a pole or a wall

39. [] Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident/stolen someone’s shoes by accident

Running total: 24

40. [x] Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house

41. [] Tried to take a picture of someone's eye with the flash on

42. [] Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small

43. [] Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it

44. [x] Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there, you forgot what it is was that you were going to do

45. [x] Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it

46. [x] Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up

47. [x] Have poked yourself in the eye

48. [x] Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on

49. [] Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair

Running total: 30

50. [x] Have done enough stupid things to make a test

51. [x] Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil

52. [x] Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it

53. [x] Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was

54. [] Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were

55. [x] Looked into an overhead purposefully while it was on

56. [x] Got up early and got ready for school/work, then realized that you didn't have school/work that day

57. [x] Forgot your own phone number

58. [x] Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it

59. [x] Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny

Running total: 39

60. [] Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa

61. [x] Said funner then had someone make fun of you for it

62. [x] Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence

63. [x] Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person

64. [x] Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side

65. [x] Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions

66. [x] Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong

67. [x] Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it

68. [x] Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out

69. [x] Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught

Running total: 49

70. [] When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face

71. [x] Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb

72. [x] Ran into a door jam

73. [x] Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid

74. [x] Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it

75. [] Have purposely licked playground sand

76. [x] Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band

77. [x] Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't

78. [x] Have been so hyper you actually scared freaked people out

79. [] Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would hurt

Running total: 56

80. [] Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off

81. [x] Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again

82. [x] Sat and wondered why men's dress shirts have a loop on the back.(They do?)

83. [x] Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about

84. [x] Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair.

85. [x] Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone .

86. [] Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked funny

87. [] When at a restaurant, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people

88. [x] Have flung forks at people in a restaurant

89. [] Tripped and made the waiter drop the food.

Running total: 62

90. [x] As you are writing, you move your head back and forth with your pen/pencil

91. [x] Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them

92. [] Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper

93. [x] Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours

94. [x] Have started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story

95. [x] Read a page in a book but during that you weren’t even paying attention and had to start over

96. [x] You have spelled your own first name wrong before

97. [x] You have spelled your own last name wrong before

98. [] When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling

99. [x] Have used your calculator as a form of communication in a class

100.[] Have popped a balloon in your mouth

Grand Total: 70

I am 70% of an idiot!

 
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