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[Off topic] Harry and Ginny wedding story had no actual wedding. It was just the planning the wedding. Its about 2 pages long. There was also a 'snogging' scene, but I copied it word for word from the book because I didn't know how to write a 'snogging' scene. I also rewrote when Hagrid was...

The one who sings Eye of the Tiger The one who wants to move to Wisconsin The one who made her Yearbook profile completely based on Chuck Norris The one who peed herself in Washington D.C. The one who pees herself. period. The one who goes on TamaTalk The one who always has nom nom food in...

Do you sing in the shower? If so, what was the last song you sang in the shower? I didn't really sing..... I was meowing the Harry Potter theme.

I have an okay-ish relationship with my oldest brother. He mostly interacts with me by falcon punching me, poking me with brooms. And farting in cups and then handing it to me o.o My middle brother is awesome. Yesterday he started acting like a ostrich then I threw popcorn at him to catch in...

That I am feeling utterly awesome right now. =D

'Awesome' I was describing my school's Beatles play. =D

Today my friend ands I were sitting outside of school waiting for a ride. This 5-year old petite girl I know was running right past us. I yelled "LITTLE PERSON! =D" Then she stopped, turned around, tackled me and gave me a hug. :3

Laptop iPod touch A trip to a mall. (I need new clothing) This or This Batteries A Snitch or Time turner necklace The Tales of Beedle the Bard (Harry Potter book)

Never trust anything that can think for itself if you can't see where it keeps its brain I was asking my friend if that was an ironic thing to engrave on an iPod, because that's what I was aiming for. (It's from Harry Potter)

And never fall asleep playing with silly putty. Results = Disastrous. It happened to me 3 times. ------ I learned that the Harry Potter brand is worth 20 billion dollars. =O

Normal. I run after Staples trucks until they stop and re-fill my stapler.

Lighters, old diaries, a Harry and Ginny wedding story I made when I was 10 (XD), old books. I love it when I find either Caps for Sale or Good night Moon on the bottom of my closet, then I promptly forget about cleaning and have story time. Old dolls, my grandma's jewelry, old Tamagotchi...

Narnia!

They were just a bunch of bored n00bs. Just find another fan club. (:

I found a Jane Tarzan doll from 1999 that is my mom was gonna chuck, but I found out it was worth 80 bucks. =D

Lucky. I wanna do that now. HYE Grown your toenails so long that they cut through your socks? I'm so gross XD

I'm a fan. =D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzLkRr2g3aA Sending it to my friend. Best. Commercial. EVER.

Yesterday. I was in the park and saw a squirrel, so I started following it. It scrambled up a tree and we stared at each other until the squirrel telepathically communicated with a pitbull, telling him to lick my ankle, causing me to look down. When I looked up the squirrel was gone. Trick...