Me: Hey? Where's Jim? *looks in kitchen* OH MY!!!
Jim: Look mama! I-
Me: WHAT DID YOU DO TO THE KITCHEN!?!?!?
Jim: I was tryin' to tell ya' i made you a cupcake.
Me: Oh, uh, a cupcake?
Jim: *Shows cupcake that looks like a big lump made out of ketchup, ice cream, raw potatoes, and fish...