It's simple. If someone asks, "Why is the sky blue?", someone replies with an answer like "Because you're silly!". Have fun, but please keep it civil! I'll start.
You're lucky. My two sucker fish are beating their heads against the side of the fish tank and my goldfish is sucking dookie off of the rocks at the bottom. Yeah, I have a great life!
Why is the apartment complex inhabited by several insane ducks?