Squidward is Cool
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Maria loved virtual pets. She loved them more than anything else in the world. One reason why she loved them is because she could actually play with them, unlike her two dogs. They seemed to like her parents better than her, which drove her nuts.
Today became a special day though. That’s because when her mom went to Walgreens to pick up her prescription, she let Maria look around, and Maria found two things she wanted so much.
They were selling Webkinz Cares Webkinz and this week they were on sale, and they also were having a clearout on Tamagotchi V4.5’s. She wanted them both so much! She was going to get her first Webkinz AND Tamagotchi!
So, she asked her mom if she could buy these two wonderful virtual pets, and so her mom let her buy them because she knew she wanted them, and they were on sale too.
When Maria got home, she went into her bedroom.
She adopted Leslie, the Chocolate Lab, and Lulu, the girl Tamagotchi.
Leslie and Lulu didn’t say a word. Lulu morphed into a child Tamagotchi that hour, then Maria left the two virtual pets in her bedroom that night to get cleaned up and have a night snack.
While Maria was gone, the two virtual pets talked a little.
“Hi. I’m Lulu.” Lulu said.
“And I’m Leslie!” Leslie said.
“I like that W on your paw!” Lulu said.
“Thanks! I like your star antennae!” Leslie said.
“Thanks!” Lulu said.
“No problem!” Leslie said.
There were the two virtual pets: friends. But, it didn’t last too long…
The next day, Maria sat in front of her laptop on webcam with two of her friends on the screen using their webcams at their houses. Leslie was on her lap and Lulu was over her neck.
Lulu was now a teenager.
Maria was having a conversation with her friends about her new virtual pets.
“So, Maria, how do you like your new Tamagotchi V4.5?” one friend said.
“I like it a lot! Thanks for telling me about it, Val!” Maria said.
“How do you like Webkinz?” another friend said.
“I like Webkinz a lot too! Thanks for giving me a heads up about it, Mia!” Maria said.
“Tamagotchis are, like, the best virtual pets ever!” Val said.
“No, I think Webkinz are!” Mia said.
“Tamagotchis are better! Don’t you think, Maria?” Val said.
“No! She thinks Webkinz are better! Right, Maria?” Mia said.
“Um, I like Tamagotchis and Webkinz equally!” Maria said.
But the virtual pets both thought, “She’s nice, but I bet she likes me better!”
“When are you guys going to stop arguing?” Maria said.
Both the girls continued to argue, so Maria shut off her laptop.
Then Maria left the room to go have some lunch, and left the two virtual pets on her bed.
“You’re nice, but Maria likes me better!” both the girls said at the same time.
Then, they both gave each other mean glares and said, “No! I’m better!” then “No! I am!”
“You can actually grow up when you’re a Tamagotchi!” Lulu said.
“Well, when Tamagotchis grow up, they either die or leave! Webkinz stay forever! And Tamagotchi babies are too needy!” Leslie said.
“You get a job as a Tamagotchi!” Lulu said.
“You can only get two jobs! On Webkinz, you can play as many jobs as you like! And we don’t have skill points! Our high jobs depend mostly on trivia completion, which is educational!” Leslie said.
“Skill points rock!” Lulu said.
“Well Webkinz don’t POOP all over the floor!” Leslie said.
“Who cares if we poop?” Lulu said.
“It’s gross and it’s bad class!” Leslie said.
“You can connect with other people with Tamagotchis!” Lulu said.
“Yeah, but we can do lots more with other Webkinz on Webkinz! We can chat, send mail, compete in lots of games, and invite each other over to each others’ houses, trade, and SO much more! You can’t even have a house on a Tamagotchi!” Leslie said.
“This is my house!” Lulu said.
“And it sucks and isn’t pretty!” Leslie said.
“At least we don’t argue about who’s house is better!” Lulu said.
“On Webkinz, you do you house, your style! You can even change your house! With Tamagotchis, you just get one ugly design and that’s it!” Leslie said.
“Well we have decoration kits to personalize our houses with GEMS!” Lulu said.
“Webkinz have outfits! They’re awesome, stylish, and they STAY ON!” Leslie said.
“Are you suggesting that I’m NAKED?” Lulu said.
“YOU ARE NAKED!” Leslie said.
“Well, were unique! Were not plain old cats and dogs!” Lulu said.
“Oh my god, Lulu! There are cats, dogs, frogs, and monkeys with hearts on them, there’s sherbet colored bunnies, there are pink animals, and, oh my gosh so much more!” Leslie said.
“We’ve been around longer! Since 1997! Were the world’s FIRST virtual pet!” Lulu said.
“No you weren’t. Petz started back in 1995.” Leslie said.
“Well Tamagotchis can go with you on the go!” Lulu said.
“Webkinz can go with you too! Only we inspire creativity so owners can create their own games, do crafts with us, plus we can actually cuddle with our owners.” Leslie said.
“Who actually cuddles with stuffed animals?” Lulu said.
“Lots of people!” Leslie said.
And, all that arguing went on when Maria wasn’t looking for days and nights. Even when Lulu was grown and had a baby boy (named Lee), and when Leslie had a little brother (Lil’ Black Lab named Mack), the arguing still went on, only Lee and Mack helped their side in the argument.
Then, one day, Maria came home with a Littlest Pet Shop V.I.P. and Digital Pet.
Of course, Lulu and Lee, and Leslie and Mack wouldn’t stand still for this. Littlest Pet Shop trying to steal their thunder? (No offense to Littlest Pet Shop fans. This is just a fictional story.)
“For now, a truce?” Leslie said.
“Truce.” Lulu said.
And the rest is history.
So people, don’t fight about virtual pets. It’s pointless, and there’s so many and they’re all different. Just enjoy all your Tamagotchis, Webkinz, and even the rip-offs can be fun.
Today became a special day though. That’s because when her mom went to Walgreens to pick up her prescription, she let Maria look around, and Maria found two things she wanted so much.
They were selling Webkinz Cares Webkinz and this week they were on sale, and they also were having a clearout on Tamagotchi V4.5’s. She wanted them both so much! She was going to get her first Webkinz AND Tamagotchi!
So, she asked her mom if she could buy these two wonderful virtual pets, and so her mom let her buy them because she knew she wanted them, and they were on sale too.
When Maria got home, she went into her bedroom.
She adopted Leslie, the Chocolate Lab, and Lulu, the girl Tamagotchi.
Leslie and Lulu didn’t say a word. Lulu morphed into a child Tamagotchi that hour, then Maria left the two virtual pets in her bedroom that night to get cleaned up and have a night snack.
While Maria was gone, the two virtual pets talked a little.
“Hi. I’m Lulu.” Lulu said.
“And I’m Leslie!” Leslie said.
“I like that W on your paw!” Lulu said.
“Thanks! I like your star antennae!” Leslie said.
“Thanks!” Lulu said.
“No problem!” Leslie said.
There were the two virtual pets: friends. But, it didn’t last too long…
The next day, Maria sat in front of her laptop on webcam with two of her friends on the screen using their webcams at their houses. Leslie was on her lap and Lulu was over her neck.
Lulu was now a teenager.
Maria was having a conversation with her friends about her new virtual pets.
“So, Maria, how do you like your new Tamagotchi V4.5?” one friend said.
“I like it a lot! Thanks for telling me about it, Val!” Maria said.
“How do you like Webkinz?” another friend said.
“I like Webkinz a lot too! Thanks for giving me a heads up about it, Mia!” Maria said.
“Tamagotchis are, like, the best virtual pets ever!” Val said.
“No, I think Webkinz are!” Mia said.
“Tamagotchis are better! Don’t you think, Maria?” Val said.
“No! She thinks Webkinz are better! Right, Maria?” Mia said.
“Um, I like Tamagotchis and Webkinz equally!” Maria said.
But the virtual pets both thought, “She’s nice, but I bet she likes me better!”
“When are you guys going to stop arguing?” Maria said.
Both the girls continued to argue, so Maria shut off her laptop.
Then Maria left the room to go have some lunch, and left the two virtual pets on her bed.
“You’re nice, but Maria likes me better!” both the girls said at the same time.
Then, they both gave each other mean glares and said, “No! I’m better!” then “No! I am!”
“You can actually grow up when you’re a Tamagotchi!” Lulu said.
“Well, when Tamagotchis grow up, they either die or leave! Webkinz stay forever! And Tamagotchi babies are too needy!” Leslie said.
“You get a job as a Tamagotchi!” Lulu said.
“You can only get two jobs! On Webkinz, you can play as many jobs as you like! And we don’t have skill points! Our high jobs depend mostly on trivia completion, which is educational!” Leslie said.
“Skill points rock!” Lulu said.
“Well Webkinz don’t POOP all over the floor!” Leslie said.
“Who cares if we poop?” Lulu said.
“It’s gross and it’s bad class!” Leslie said.
“You can connect with other people with Tamagotchis!” Lulu said.
“Yeah, but we can do lots more with other Webkinz on Webkinz! We can chat, send mail, compete in lots of games, and invite each other over to each others’ houses, trade, and SO much more! You can’t even have a house on a Tamagotchi!” Leslie said.
“This is my house!” Lulu said.
“And it sucks and isn’t pretty!” Leslie said.
“At least we don’t argue about who’s house is better!” Lulu said.
“On Webkinz, you do you house, your style! You can even change your house! With Tamagotchis, you just get one ugly design and that’s it!” Leslie said.
“Well we have decoration kits to personalize our houses with GEMS!” Lulu said.
“Webkinz have outfits! They’re awesome, stylish, and they STAY ON!” Leslie said.
“Are you suggesting that I’m NAKED?” Lulu said.
“YOU ARE NAKED!” Leslie said.
“Well, were unique! Were not plain old cats and dogs!” Lulu said.
“Oh my god, Lulu! There are cats, dogs, frogs, and monkeys with hearts on them, there’s sherbet colored bunnies, there are pink animals, and, oh my gosh so much more!” Leslie said.
“We’ve been around longer! Since 1997! Were the world’s FIRST virtual pet!” Lulu said.
“No you weren’t. Petz started back in 1995.” Leslie said.
“Well Tamagotchis can go with you on the go!” Lulu said.
“Webkinz can go with you too! Only we inspire creativity so owners can create their own games, do crafts with us, plus we can actually cuddle with our owners.” Leslie said.
“Who actually cuddles with stuffed animals?” Lulu said.
“Lots of people!” Leslie said.
And, all that arguing went on when Maria wasn’t looking for days and nights. Even when Lulu was grown and had a baby boy (named Lee), and when Leslie had a little brother (Lil’ Black Lab named Mack), the arguing still went on, only Lee and Mack helped their side in the argument.
Then, one day, Maria came home with a Littlest Pet Shop V.I.P. and Digital Pet.
Of course, Lulu and Lee, and Leslie and Mack wouldn’t stand still for this. Littlest Pet Shop trying to steal their thunder? (No offense to Littlest Pet Shop fans. This is just a fictional story.)
“For now, a truce?” Leslie said.
“Truce.” Lulu said.
And the rest is history.
So people, don’t fight about virtual pets. It’s pointless, and there’s so many and they’re all different. Just enjoy all your Tamagotchis, Webkinz, and even the rip-offs can be fun.
